Boy without Legs

Friday, November 11, 2005

TO could learn from Mr Deeds/Adam Sandler:

Quote from Mr Deeds:

Kevin Ward: I passed for 3,500 yards last season and I ain't gonna touch a football...
...until you get off your fat, rich asses and renegotiate my bullshit contract.
Mr Deeds: Easy with the language, buddy.There are ladies present.
Kevin Ward:Shut the hell up, rich boy!
I want more money, or you all can just suck my--
Mr Deeds: (Punches Ward in the face) I warned you.
You went down like a sack of potatoes, I'll tell you that much. Come on.
(Helps ward up) Come on, big man. Upsy-daisy.
What's the problem with your contract?
Kevin Ward:I figured if I played well, I'd renegotiate and get more money.
Mr Deeds:lf you didn't play well,could we renegotiate and pay you less?
Kevin Ward:Shit, no!
I mean, no.
Mr Deeds:Doesn't seem fair to me.
Father Ward:He led the League in touchdown passes.
Mr Deeds:That's okay, Chuck. I got this one.
Kevin Ward:Listen, fellows, I want more money...
...or I ain't even gonna play another down.
Mr Deeds:Well, we'll have to let you go then.
Kevin Ward:"Let me go"?
Mr Deeds:Yeah, you're fired.
Kevin Ward:So can I sign with another team?
Mr Deeds:You can do anything. I suggest you change your attitude...
...or nobody will want to work with you.
'Bye.
Someone:Kevin won the Heisman Trophy two years ago. He is our best player.
Mr Deeds:Don't worry, he'll be back.
Biggest mistake of your lives!

So anyways, Terrell owens is a spoiled brat player demanding more money when guess what he was hurt through 4 or five games last year and they didn't win the Super Bowl. He has a bad attitude and Philly is just so feed up they had to be strong or else every year some jerk player will try and force their hand. So good bye TO. The Falcons will be the only team willing to take you but be prepared to take a pay cut.

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1 Comments:

  • if anyone finds a clip of this, can u please please send it to my email at alizindani2000@yahoo.com

    Thanks in advance :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 2/04/2009 7:27 PM  

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